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Mr. McHottie by Pippa Grant
Romantic Comedy
October 30, 2017
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The best enemies make the best lovers...
Chase
I’ve just bought the woman of my nightmares.
Technically, I bought the organic grocery store she works for. Point is, she cost me my two best friends ten years ago. It's payback time, and I'm going to make her life hell.
When I'm not banging her silly and myself stupid.
I need to get my head back in business, because getting off is great, but He was a man who got jiggy, all hours of the day, in the worst locations, with the woman of his nightmares isn't the inscription I want on my tombstone.
Even if it's true.
Ambrosia
There are three things I hate:
Bratwurst in any form, my neighbors boinking like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett.
Mostly I hate Chase Jett. It's been ten years since he took my virginity—I'd make a bratwurst joke, but the unfortunate truth is that it would have to be a bratbest joke, and
yes, it kills me to admit that—and now he's not only a billionaire, he's also my new boss.
Turns out our hate is mutual. And this kind of hate is horrifically twisted, filthy, and banging hot.
I just might have to hate him forever.
Mister McHottie is 45,000 gloriously hilarious, hot, sexy words that your mother warned you about, complete with an organic happy-ever-after (or seven), a Bratwurst Wagon, ill-advised office pranks, and no cheating or cliffhangers.
Look me in the eye while I go spelunking…
Glitter Bombs? Check. Canned Bologna? Check. Two outrageously large musclebound hockey players? Check. Elevator Sex, hurled insults, bok choy campaigns, Bratwurst wagons and so much more. This book is amazing in all the best ways.
How long can you hold a grudge against someone who screwed up your college plans, your reputation and your future in one misguided teen moment? The answer is a Really. Long. Time.
Ambrosia Berger is the social media manager at organic grocery store chain, Crunchy. That is, until, billionaire, former cherry-popper, and long time nemesis Chase Jett takes it over. Sia to her friends (except Chase, who annoyingly still calls her Bro) refuses to kowtow to Chase, even if he is 6 feet something of delicious, lickable man. They have a past and they hate each other (well, mostly) and they’re determined to display that dislike every chance they get (well, except for those times when they’re screwing- in elevators, on KissCams, and in other inappropriate and usually incredibly public, places). With some interference from Sia’s two NHL playing, hunk brothers (formerly Chase’s best friends), her Boy-Band groupmates, two meddling mothers, and a large majority of the public eye, somehow Chase and Sia come to realize that what they really hate, is hating each other.
This debut book from author Pippa Grant is jam-packed with funny one-liners, hilarious digs, wit, sarcasm, lots of hot sexy times and an ending as sweet as the dairy-free, vegan cocoa nib hot chocolate from Crunchy’s snack bar.
Jodi is a former elementary school teacher/curriculum writer turned SAHM. She lives in NH and has three girls ages 8, 6 and 3. Every day is a chaotic surprise in her house and reading is her stress reliever/escape hatch. She has enjoyed reading since she was very little, and loves a wide variety of genres, including everything from classics like Anna Karenina and Pride and Prejudice to sexy, smutty romance. She also enjoys coffee, chocolate, and wine, in that order throughout the day, and is very content any time she can go to the bathroom alone.
The hottest physical body part a guy can have is a ripped torso.
The hottest physical character a guy can have is dimples!
Congrats, Miriam! You are the winner!!
That god damn side grin w the mischief in his eyes…that’s my kryptonite.
His smile!
The hottest part of a guy is his mischievous grin.
Their eyes are the hottest! Then their smile and then their abs
His smile
For me it’s their smile and a sense of humor.
One of the hottest parts of a guy is his mischievous grin.
One of the things I love is a guy’s eyes. You can read so much from their eye. Plus I love
the different colors that there are
Id have to say a mans mouth, hands, arms, and eyes!❤
The v lines gah those make me dumb!
Love a nice smile, and a great ass?
The hottest part of a guy is their smile….
The hottest part of a guy is his eyes
There’s nothing like a great smile and sexy eyes!
I like everything mentioned but also a sexy neck and Adam’s apple. There is a photo of Jamie Dornan looking up at Dakota Johnson in his home gym (from Fifty Shades Darker] that I just love!
Hottest physical trait= killer smile
Baby blue eyes!
His smile
I would have to say his eyes!! <3
A nice chest…mmmmhmmm….